It’s Official - Growing a Moustache is Out!
» By Shipwreck - Dec 8th, 2007
According to the votes on Shipwreck’s latest poll, 72% of women would much rather grab a Mach 3 Turbo razor (or whatever sharp instrument they can get their hands on), and carve off the cookie duster on guys. That’s right - growing a moustache is out.
9% of women said that they loved them and that they want to shag Burt Reynolds, but hey, majority rules.
Shipwreck’s rules on when you are permitted to grow a mo include -
- When you’re male (female mo’s just aren’t the go)
- When it’s Movember (November’s month of mo growing for those that have only returned from their 15 year trip to mars and have never heard of the concept)
- When you don’t have a top lip (personally I think mascara would do the trick fine…if females can use it to enhance their lashes, guys can use it to enhance their top lip)
- When you want a 9/100 chance of attracting the opposite sex instead of 72/100 (for those that don’t understand maths - you may as well walk around with a t-shirt that says ‘I’m Gay’ on it)
- When your mates dare you to grow one (some chicks like the funny/stupid kinda guy…especially if he’s gonna a carton of beer from each of 10 mates)
So there you have it. And just to prove that growing a mo just isn’t the go, check out my attempt for Movember -
Yes, that’s a full 4 weeks worth of mo-growing 
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