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Corey Delaney vs Cott Girls Gone Wild


» By Shipwreck - Feb 4th, 2008

Corey Delaney Worthington - Slightly RetardedShipwreck would like to say a special thank you to the media of Australia for seeing the humour in these two amusing events - and giving them prime time publicity.  Without the Australian media how else could you:

  • Get 63,000 people to view your video within just a few days…yet tell the newspaper you’re going to keep it from your mother (great work Adam Wadson - a Perth guy who’s been known to party with Shipwreck)
  • Launch your own brand of $2 sunglasses…to help pay your parents $20,000 fine
  • Dance like a try-hard Britney Spears…and then get asked to co-host one of Perth’s most popular radio shows
  • Get your head kicked in by a group of guys (representing the Australian public) in the pre-arranged fight…which you agreed to (and most likely arranged yourself)

Nice work Corey Delaney Worthington and Kate ‘anonymous’ from Fremantle.

In celebration of this media frenzy, Shipwreck has compiled his own video of Australia’s antics at their best - Corey Delaney vs Cott Girls Gone Wild.  Enjoy!


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11 Responses »

  1. mattt on February 4th, 2008 at 4:08 pm:

    your dumb thats not kate its chelsea
    errr

  2. simone on February 4th, 2008 at 4:09 pm:

    thats not kate u tool

    kates the one who did a rolley polley

  3. b on February 4th, 2008 at 4:30 pm:

    HAHAHA wat dooshes they didnt even get the right person. the girl in the shorts isnt kate! LOLZ

  4. kate on February 4th, 2008 at 4:39 pm:

    ahahhahahhaha thats the funnies tthing ive ever seeen.
    whats bad about staying annonymousss?

  5. kate on February 4th, 2008 at 4:41 pm:

    alsooo
    u got it wrong thats chelsea shes sexxy

  6. kate on February 4th, 2008 at 4:47 pm:

    hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

  7. person on February 4th, 2008 at 4:50 pm:

    clearly that isnt kate you idiots. get your names right before publishing a stupid video to try and make yourselfs cool like everyone else

  8. scott macgregor on February 4th, 2008 at 4:57 pm:

    yew kato and the cott girls ur mad biatches keep it up and corey dalany cant get near my c*** as much as he would love to

  9. Shipwreck on February 4th, 2008 at 6:47 pm:

    Ok people - point taken. I’m just going on what one of the biggest newspapers in the state described as Kate. Chelsea - you’re a star.

  10. cat mate on February 4th, 2008 at 9:25 pm:

    oi mate.
    coreys got nothing on kate and chels.those bitches know how to get down perth style :]
    who cares if they got rowdy at the cott and danced around a bit.least they had a good time…

  11. Disco Stew on February 5th, 2008 at 12:08 pm:

    I know that dude that was joining in the dance….. random

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